Why do we get in a car, but we get on a bus?
If a bunch of cats jump on each other, is it still considered a dog pile?
You can’t look at a word without reading it.
If you rip a hole in a net, it has fewer holes in it.
What color are mirrors?
You can’t stand backwards on stairs, because it will always be forwards.
The “ea” in tea is silent.
Your first birthday is your second birthday.
Every mirror you buy is in used condition.
If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, than why practice.
If I try to fail, but I succeed, did I fail or succeed?
How do you learn to listen if you have to listen to learn?
If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?